Old Boy Network

I've just been 'invited' to register on the Bristol University alumni website.  Benefits include the ability to see the university's famous old boys and old girls.  It turns out that I was there at roughly the same time as Marcus Brigstocke, David Walliams, Matt Lucas, Simon Pegg, Josh Lewsey and James Blunt.  Clearly Bristol University cornered the market in Radio 4 comedy and posh pricks.  I'm tempted to ask the alumni fund whether my monthly donation could finance an enormous statue of James Blunt being stung to death by killer bees.  It would be a challenge for any sculptor, but one worth meeting.  And it would be tax-deductible for me.